Healthy as a horse, smart as a whip

Gabe had his 2 year old check-up today with Dr. Votta. He behaved better than ever at the doctor (he even stood on the scale by himself - miracle!) and got an excellent report.

Here are the stats:

Weight: 32 pounds (90%)
Height: 38 inches (97%)
Head: 20 inches (95%)

Dr. Votta said he is doing great and doesn't have to go back until he's 3 years old. He told us to be sure to lock up all our guns and knives (Do you hear that Aaron????) so that Gabe can't hurt himself..... I just want to know how Dr. Votta knew that we had an arsenal in the closet?